Princess Kymora and Charming Prince Bo request your company to the Fairy Tale Museum.
You might see elephants
Turtles
an ostrich
Then take a ride in her carriage to the ball.
You can be an elf and help the old shoemaker.
Climb Jack's beanstalk, slide down,
then count the coins you stole from the giant.
Don't forget, you can also raise a wolf in a basket, up a tree.
(Uh, I don't recall what fairy tale that was. Something from Asia I think.)
Visiting the museum might cause severe hunger. Belle and the Beast won't be happy you ate all their food.
But you could go home feeling like a queen,
with very happy and satified children!
(seriously, am I the only one that finds this costume to be extremely questionable? More like a saggy old lady ostrich)
You can make like Cinderella and clean like crazy.
(Oh why can't real cleaning be this fun?!)
(Uh, I don't recall what fairy tale that was. Something from Asia I think.)


















1 comments:
pretty much the most amazing thing I've ever seen. Where the heck is that? I must go!
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