I love Ellen Degeneres. She totally cracks me up. Check out her "Daily Thoughts." If you don't laugh, you better check your pulse. Here's her posting from Oct 25th:
KIDS CAN WEAR YOU OUT
Kids can wear you out. I don’t have any. Just knowing that they’re out there makes me tired. Our friends came over last night with their kids. It was just one but it seemed like more. You don’t realize how dangerous your house is till kids come over. There are sharp edges around every corner. They will put anything and everything into their mouths. The kid had fun. For me it was more like Fear Factor. I don’t want to “Childproof.” Have you ever been to a childproofed house? You can’t open the cabinets. The toilet seat won’t lift. You go hungry and wet your pants. Everything is tied down. It’s like you’re on a boat and the storm’s coming. If kids were more like cats, I’d have kids. Cats clean themselves. Maybe if there were self-cleaning kids. I don’t mind the clutter kids bring. My cat’s toys are all over the place. All those fake mice. …I think they’re fake. …Come to think of it, I never bought any fake mice.
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I LOVE Ellen and that monologue! I miss you girly and as far as people I don't know on the challenge blog...if you don't know em, I don't know em! Most of them heard about it on a message board over at SIS-you can see a link for that on any of my blogs-I LOVE that place!
I love Ellen too! My mister is a total weiner about her - he calls her Ellen Degenerate and when I went through a brief phase of wanting to name one of our daughters Ellen, he refused, because he didn't want people to associate us with the famous Ellen.
Yes, Ellen is a hoot. I like to watch her dance, she is really living in a world of her own isn't she!
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